Separated at Birth?
Okay, so I'm at the Dugout, and there's lots of beer involved and we're sort of watching the Academy Awards and this guy is telling me how much I look like George Clooney as he keeps trying to shove his hands down my jeans.
And I'm like....Dude, I so do NOT look like George Clooney. He's, like, Cary Grant handsome. I'm just a middle aged Jew.
And just then George wins his award and they show a clip from Syriana. And the guy says: See?? You look just like him!!
And I'm like, shit, dude, was that really a compliment?
Apparently, George has been quoted as saying all he did was gain 35 pounds, grow a beard and shave his hairline.
I didn't have to work quite as hard as he did.