Monday, September 12, 2005

Porn

Remember, there was alcohol involved.

So, someone brings up that old game we were reminded of during the second season of Queer as Folk. You know...how to determine your porn star name.

You take your first pet's name as your porn-given-name and add the name of the street you grew up on as your surname.

Mine is:

Boots West.

Passable, at best. I look terrible in a cowboy hat.

Tim is:

Rags Ridgewood.

Spectacular.

Much laughter ensues.

What's yours?

17 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Brutus Rural Route Nine.

Hmmmm....

2:25 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

I dunno. works for me.

2:39 PM  
Blogger ted said...

Woofie Holly.

It's a better drag name.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

Gidget Hastings

Ummmm, not a good porn name.

5:05 PM  
Blogger Will said...

Buttons Dry Harbor. Please be kind.

8:32 PM  
Blogger circleinasquare said...

Squirmel Ledward

He was a hampster.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Lee said...

Sasha 1st Ave.

Not a good one, is it?

And Zeitie? I'm so going to remember that one!

1:23 AM  
Blogger Lee said...

"Sasha 1st Ave."

GAWD! I messed up! It's Sasha West End Ave.! Still not a good one.

1:24 AM  
Blogger seymour said...

Fluffy Union


sounds like a bear beer bust

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ali 25

2:03 PM  
Blogger palochi said...

Butch Bernice.

Ayup. I've been doing lesbian leather porn.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i kid you not:

cinnamon sugar maple.

11:32 PM  
Blogger David said...

Spot Deepdale

And it was a guinea pig. How sad is that?

12:42 AM  
Blogger farmboyz said...

We are Trixie Cumberland and Joshua Windham.
(A cheerful phlebotomist from Madison, Wisconsin, and a gaunt morose accountant from Portland, Maine, maybe?) It's got some possibilities.

6:14 AM  
Blogger Mark said...

Thank you, all, for playing along.

It looks like we'll probably have to find other careers.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Bob said...

Bambi Wallingford

8:23 PM  
Blogger southernman said...

Marshmallow Lamar

2:36 PM  

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